Beerfest what is that like pesos

Barry Badrinath : [ after breaking beer mug with a ping pong spike ] What do you think about that, fuckhead? Hammacher : [ Takes a bite of glass from the broken mug ] What do you think about that, headfuck?

Hammacher : It's time to scheisse, or get off ze crapper. Viking Master : Hey! Who ordered the Queer Eye makeover? Jan Wolfhouse : Double or nothing!

Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : On what, huh? Jan Wolfhouse : The von Wolfhausen family recipe. You win, you get to keep it. We win, we get your brewery. Or should I say our brewery? Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : But we already have the recipe!

Cherry : I got it off the nerd's computer. You're fucked! Steve "Fink" Finklestein : That's rich, Baron. Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : What's so funny? Steve "Fink" Finklestein : I didn't put that recipe on my computer. However, you are holding the recipe for a low-carb strawberry beer. We call it She-Wolf. It's okay. Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : Strawberry? Cherry : No, no, you know how you like strawberries, and you want me to lose weight, so that was the low carbs Wait a minute, we like strawberries!

Get your damn hands off! You're trying to see my panties! Goddamnit, put me down, please! Where are the Africans! Can the Africans come help me? Steve "Fink" Finklestein : [ Speaking at Landfill's funeral ] Landfill could eat a ton, but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole. I called him "The Tiger Shark. One time, he farted an entire plum. I always tried to tell him to chew his food better but But that was Landfill.

He was a fat asshole. But, um, he was my fat asshole. Inga : [ from trailer ] See you in the next round, boys. We are going to spank you! Landfill : Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Todd Wolfhouse : Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator. Landfill : Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy!

I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah. Todd Wolfhouse : Steve's got the eye of the Jew. Barry Badrinath : [ upon waking up after the first night of training, with blood all over his face, next to a deer with its throat ripped out ] Oh no, not again!

Otto : [ Refering to Fink ] Ya it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair. Otto : but it's ok it works, ya, cause you've got a dickface. Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : Always bet on black. Otto : [ about Johan ] He then fled to America with his mother, a common Bavarian What is the Englishword I'm looking for? Todd Wolfhouse : Gam Gam a whore? I think something must have been lost in the translation. Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Come on, guys.

I'm a respected member of the scientific community. I've been published in four journals. Landfill : Which one? Toad Load Weekly? Cherry : How many licks does it take to get to the center? Jan Wolfhouse : And here's something else you forgot to factor in - we're not that drunk.

Pim Scutney : Did you hear that everybody? They said they're not that drunk! Cheeky bastards! Crowd : [ shouting along ] They're not that drunk! They're not that drunk! Otto : Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices! Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Look at the size of that graduated cylinder! Todd Wolfhouse : [ to Germans during a beer pong match ] Loser takes a paddle up the ass.

Gil : Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!

Hammacher : We are gonna wipe our schwanz on you. Jan Wolfhouse : Bring it on, meine bitch. Landfill : [ mocking Fink with Popo ] It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating. Jan Wolfhouse : Where are you taking him? Otto : He is of no concern to you. Gunter : Is that the title we all agreed on? I kind of like Operation Stein Grab. Rolf : Or what about Brauheist ? Otto : Despite your thievery, we are prepared to buy it from you right now Jan Wolfhouse : Big deal. A suitcase full of monopoly money.

Schlemmer : Come on, those are euros. Landfill : What's that, like pesos? Otto : That is legal European tender! Rolf : I told you we should have brought Deutsch marks. Gunter : But they are so hard to find! Jan Wolfhouse : So what else do the Germans do? Great Gam Gam : They also practice by drinking the urine of a ram.

Great Gam Gam : They drink ram's piss. Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Because of the pH balance? Great Gam Gam : No Steve "Fink" Finklestein : She said "fuck. Sign In. Edit Beerfest Showing all 65 items. Rolf : Und Beck's? Jan Wolfhouse : Get bent, Umlaut. Todd Wolfhouse : I don't know. Gil : English! Barry Badrinath : Where? Barry Badrinath : [ breaking the fourth wall after he had a drunken night of sex with Cherry ] Barry Badrinath : [ scoffs ] Come on, I knew it the whole time!

Barry Badrinath : Yeah. Landfill : Let's get bombed! Jan Wolfhouse : We know, Barry. Jan Wolfhouse : You're drunk. Cherry : You're fucked! Rolf : Yeah, you're fucked. Is this interesting? Otto : [ Refering to Fink ] Ya it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair [ laughs ] Otto : but it's ok it works, ya, cause you've got a dickface.

Gunter : Oh, that's a good one. Rolf : Ja, it's kind of spunky. Gunter : Ja, it's fun. Todd Wolfhouse : The - the what? Getting Started Contributor Zone ». Barry Badrinath : Uh, we're the good guys and they're the bad guys Great Gam Gam : I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Todd Wolfhouse : Steve's got the eye of the Jew. Barry Badrinath : Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.

A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren't the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass. Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass! Barry Badrinath : It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!

I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But I got over it! Great Gam Gam : [seeing Jan's black eye] What happened to you? Jan Wolfhouse : Oh, I, uh, accidentally walked into a wall Jan Wolfhouse : So yeah, I heard you got fired from the brewery?

Landfill : [Landfill gets mad, throws his trophy] God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10, bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the asshole!

Landfill : [mocking Fink with Popo] It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating. Gunter : [about Johan] He then fled to America with his mother, a common Bavarian Todd Wolfhouse : Gam Gam a whore?

I think something must have been lost in the translation. I kind of like Operation Stein Grab. Rolf : Or what about Brauheist ? Gunter : Oh, that's a good one. Rolf : Ja, it's kind of spunky.

Gunter : Ja, it's fun. Todd Wolfhouse : [to Germans during a beer pong match] Loser takes a paddle up the ass.

I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah. Jan Wolfhouse : Where are you taking him? Otto : Despite your thievery, we are prepared to buy it from you right now A suitcase full of monopoly money. Schlemmer : Come on, those are euros. Landfill : What's that, like pesos?

Otto : That is legal European tender! Rolf : I told you we should have brought Deutsch marks. Gunter : But they are so hard to find! Some of my best friends are whores. Jan Wolfhouse : We know, Barry. Otto : [Refering to Fink] Ya it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair [laughs] Otto : but it's ok it works, ya, cause you've got a dickface.

Otto : Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices! Gunter : [looking at a cuckoo clock, which originated in Bavaria] Za fuck is zat?

Cherry : How many licks does it take to get to the center? Barry Badrinath : [after breaking beer mug with a ping pong spike] What do you think about that, fuckhead?

Hammacher : [Takes a bite of glass from the broken mug] What do you think about that, headfuck? You should have the balls to take back what is yours! Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Wow! You even talk like a whore! Great Gam Gam : We are all whores in some ways. Jan Wolfhouse : [Barry picked up a woman] Are you sure you want to do this? Barry Badrinath : Are you kidding? She's hot as hell! I'm just lookin' for a little slap n' pickle. Jan Wolfhouse : You're drunk.

Barry Badrinath : Hey I'm drunk, you're drunk Gil : Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again! Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Come on, guys. I'm a respected member of the scientific community.

I've been published in four journals. Landfill : Which one? Toad Load Weekly? Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Look at the size of that graduated cylinder! Hammacher : We are gonna wipe our schwanz on you. Jan Wolfhouse : Bring it on, meine bitch. Steve "Fink" Finklestein : Drunken recall. I gave my subjects massive quantities of alcohol and then I taught them things while they were blacked out. When they woke up the next morning, they couldn't remember anything.

But when I got them drunk again, they remembered everything that I taught them the night before. I got it published. Landfill : Where?

Landfill : Real funny, Deutsch bag. Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : Always bet on black. Great Gam Gam : We are not so different, Mr. Badrinath, you and I.